Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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