I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.