please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me