I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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