We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
