Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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