Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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