I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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