I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just want nice things and good sex
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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