They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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