Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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