were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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