carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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