3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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