I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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