he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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