dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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