i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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