I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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