dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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