he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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