i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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