Define "chronic" masturbator.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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