ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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