Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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