I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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