We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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