I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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