Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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