i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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