I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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