...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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