he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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