therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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