We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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