I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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