just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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