: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I can't turn off my feet"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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