There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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