no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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