I must be too annoying 4 u.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
