His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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