I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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