So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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