I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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