i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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