my phone needs a breathalizer
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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