You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
