that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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