He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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