Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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