jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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