That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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