I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Buhtt sex?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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