I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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