sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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