i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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