So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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