Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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