His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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