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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class

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  why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......

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• (805): View more from California

  I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore

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• (914): View more from New York

  We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...

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